I never envied Stephanie's job though--her measured diplomacy as she tried to find livable housing for our clients showed that she had far more patience than I would have if I was talking on the phone to slumlords trying to exploit the poor. Someday, I'll be a rich author and I'll buy all those apartment complexes and I'll get rid of the bedbugs and fix the plumbing and make sure the doors lock so gang members can't get inside and start shooting people.
I guess I have to sell some books first.