You do realize I'm going to wreck this thing, don't you?
Screw those other ornaments--I want the star
These are quite shiny, actually
Why do you have to hang my new toys so high off the ground, woman?
Hmm, or do I want it in silver?
Ah, this'll do
Wait, what's that sound?
Oh, squeaky bird, I'll never forgot you. You're better than any of Rachel's cheap dollar-store crap.
Merry Christmas, everyone, and have a Happy New Year!